Swine Flu.

How did swine flu start?

LOL click here to find out...
http://funnyandweirdpics.blogspot.com/2009/04/swine-flu.html

I reckon it's Vanessa that gave the flu to the pig... XD (jks jks)
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My random half poem/song...
(sing along to 疯了疯了 by Genie Zhuo)

Swine flu, swine flu, Vanessa
She got the swine flu 啦~
Going off to Yamaha,
To kill someone

Reddish, hottish, runny nose
DIA-RR-HEA
She'll kill me when she sees this,
but I don't ca-re~

Swine flu, Swine flu, Vanessa
Now she has H1N1 too~
when is she going - to~ die
Now running away from her,
that clueless child...
You have the swine flu,
you have the swine flu~

As you can realize, you can actually sing along to this, unlike the victim (vanessa)'s one.