LOL, this awesome fan-made video by Roxas12096,
and it's just purely... awesome. X3
MATSUDA!!!
YOU'RE NOT SOME CAT DROWNING IN A PUDDLE!!!!
and it's just purely... awesome. X3
MATSUDA!!!
YOU'RE NOT SOME CAT DROWNING IN A PUDDLE!!!!
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*light drops dead from swimming too much*XD
...ummm light u 4got to teach us how to kick...
lol
L murders MikamiXD
kill him and get damn 3 boxes!!!!
heyy!! can u get tat for me?
I have a bad back.
sure!!
SLAMMM
SLAMMM
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sighhh..ima bored...
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no actualli it isnt...
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10;36 this one too!!
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oh wait!!
hers was 17
too bad then
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waa~~ 16 now...
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YOUR WORLD RECORD OF COMMENTTSSS!!XD
ekk. MAMEE~!! someone's cyber-bullying me!!!!!
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WOW, you know.. 19 comments..
ReplyDeletemore like.. 19 spams.
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ohh its 21..no 22 now!!!
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the NEW GIRL AT SCHOOL!!
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chriss;
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ReplyDeleteSteal money from Matt and Mello as payback for always stealing your money and chocolate.
ReplyDelete“You’re a bad influence.”
Just get the damn money.
An hour later, the doorbell rang.
“L?” the man with black hair and glasses asked.
“Mikami Teru?”
“Yes. Here are your cookies. That’ll be seventy-five dollars.”
L stared at him. “Why so much?”
Mikami shrugged. “I don’t come up with the price, I just sell them.”
“I have fifty dollars.”
“Then you can only get two boxes.”
“I want three.”
“You don’t have enough for three.”
“I still want the other box.”
“I can only give you two.”
Kill him and take all three boxes.
“I want all three boxes.”
“I’m sorry. You can only have two of them.”
Kill him and take all three damn boxes!
“Damn it! Give me the cookies!” L grabbed Mikami by the front collar of his shirt. He glared at the man with the glasses.
Kill him and take the cookies!
L let Mikami go. “Do you mind stepping right here?”
Mikami stepped slightly past the threshold. L dropped his money.
“I have a bad back. Can you pick that up for me?”
Mikami looked at his hunched back and believed him. He bent down and…
SLAM!!
L slammed the door shut on Mikami’s head.
SLAM!
SLAM!
A couple more for good measure.
Once L was sure Mikami was dead, he kept his money and got the three boxes of cookies.
“Now… to get rid of the body.” L said while happily eating a cookie.
Bury it in the backyard.
L had to admit, the voice that sounded a lot like Light scared him. But he decided he would do as it said later, once he was done with the cookies. And because he was taking his time, he finished them three hours later.
Four hours later (an hour after L finished with his cookies)—
Light, Mello, Matt and Near came back. L was no where to be seen. Mello and Matt raced upstairs to put their remaining money with the money they left at home.
“Dad!! My money’s gone!” Mello yelled.
“Mine too!” Matt said.
“I smell cookies.” Near said.
“I see blood.” Light said. He crossed his arms and tapped his foot impatiently. Hmmm… something was missing from this picture. “L!” Light yelled out angrily.
“Yes Light?” L said, suddenly coming up behind the aforementioned brunette. He turned around.
Light raised a brow. L was covered in dirt. “What happened while we were gone?”
“Nothing.”
“L…” Light looked at the blood by the door. And a small business card that said ‘MIKAMI TERU.’ “Did you kill a man named Mikami Teru?”
“No…”
“L…” Light repeated. He shook his head.
L looked at Near. “He did it!” And L ran away.
Near and Light watched him leave.
Light sighed. “That’s it. Back to therapy.”
Because we’re all insane.
Near looked at Light. “What?”
“I said we have to go back to therapy.”
“After that.”
Light raised a brow. “I didn’t say anything after that.”
Near blinked.
Yep. Everyone’s batshit insane here.
“I’ll be in my room…” Near said. He could’ve sworn he heard…
“Ok.”
Light watched Near leave then looked over at L who was running down the street.
This isn’t a house, this is a mental asylum.
Light looked around but saw no one. “Weird. I thought I just heard L’s voice…”
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ReplyDeleteLight’s fist connected with the wall.
“Dammit! I can’t take it anymore!” he yelled.
“What’s wrong Light?” L asked, watching Light from the bed.
“It’s Mikami.” Light made another fist and hit it against the wall as well.
“Ah. Your stalker you mean?” L asked, curiously staring at Light who was now banging his head on the wall. “Light, if you want to lose brain cells, try using alcohol instead, it’s less painful.”
Light rolled his eyes. “Not helping L.”
“You know, I think I may have a solution to the problem you call Mikami.” L said.
Light looked at L. “I’m all ears.”
L only smiled. He pulled out his cell phone and made a call. Light stared at him the whole time.
Well this ought to be interesting, Light thought.
—The Next Day—
Mikami walked up to his house and searched his pockets for his keys. Once he found them, he slowly opened the door, and was greeted by…
An angry rabid monkey that jumped out at his head.
“AAHH!!!” Mikami yelled, trying to get the rabid monkey off of him.
L turned off the monitor. “And that’s the end of your stalker.”
Light looked at L. He blinked. “Where the hell did you get a rabid monkey from?”
“Mello and Matt. Near just kept the monkey asleep until necessary.” L replied.
Light nodded slowly. “I see. Remind me not to get on your or their bad side…”
L smiled. “Bring me a cookie and I’ll keep you on my good side.”
Light rolled his eyes. “Don’t push it, L.
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ReplyDeleteArg… I can’t believe I’m stuck doing this,” Mello complained as he mowed the lawn outside L and Light’s mansion.
“Well, it is your fault that both L and Light’s hair turned pink,” Matt commented while playing on his DS.
Mello rolled his eyes. “It was an accident.” He said, as if he had said that millions of times already.
“With you, one can never be too sure,” Near said calmly while playing with some dominos.
“Shut it Near.” Mello glared. “Well whatever, I’m going to have some fun with this.”
Matt and Near exchanged glances.
This could only turn out bad.
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“Muahahahahahahahaha!!” Mello yelled out evilly.
Scratch that, it could only end up deadly.
Light and L came running out of the mansion.
“Who’s dying?!” Light asked frantically.
“We heard Mello’s evil laughter and got worried,” L said.
Matt was actually watching Mello and not playing with his video games. Near was the same as always, still playing with his toys yet was watching Mello. Neither boy answered Light and L. but they didn’t have to answer. Both L and Light found out why Mello was cackling evilly.
He was about to run over someone’s head with the lawnmower.
“What the hell?” Light asked.
“It seems Mello has buried Mikami alive with only his head above ground and is planning to run it over with the lawn mower.” L correctly guessed, bringing his thumb to his mouth as always.
“Die, fucker!!” Mello yelled.
“AAHHH!!!” Mikami yelled out.
SPLAT!!!
Blood and flesh flew everywhere.
Light and L sighed. “Clean up everything, Mello.”
“Muahahaha—huh?? What?!” He turned around to face Light and L. “Why?!”
“You make the mess, you clean it up,” L reminded.
Light nodded. “Try to finish before dinner.”
“Aw man!” Mello whined.
Near and Matt snickered.
L and Light went back inside and shook their heads.
“Damn. I thought Mello had gone and killed Matt when I heard him laughing evilly,” Light said.
“I know what you mean. I thought Near had finally pushed him too far.” L commented.
“Well, it was only Mikami so who cares?”
“True.” L nodded. “Well, it is one less pain in the ass.”
“Should we treat Mello to some chocolate dinner?” Light suggested.
“Ok. A price for a job well done.”
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IT IS ACTUALLY MONKEY AND COOKEE
SOZ!!!
Matt! Hurry up! We’re gonna be late for soccer!” Mello yelled out to the red head.
“I’m coming!” Matt yelled from his room upstairs.
Light came into the house. “You ready yet?”
“I am but Matt’s taking forever!” Mello replied.
“Matt!” Light called out.
“I’m here! I’m here!” Matt said, running down the stairs.
“God, you take forever!” Mello said.
“Sorry, I couldn’t find my cleats.” Matt apologized.
“It’s fine, but if we don’t leave now, we’ll be late for the game,” Light said, glancing at his watch.
“Let’s go!” Mello exclaimed.
Fifteen minutes later, the three of them made it to the soccer game.
“Ok, I’ll be watching,” Light said. “Good luck.”
Matt and Mello nodded and ran into the field.
“Oh crap! I forgot my rosary in the car!” Mello suddenly yelled out. He looked at his coach, Matsuda. “Don’t start the game yet!” And he ran off to find Light sitting in the bleachers.
Said brunette was having his own problems. Mainly one. And it had a name.
Mikami.
“Hi Light, can I sit here?” Mikami asked,
No! Get away from me you crazy creepy stalker! “Um…sure…” Light replied.
Mikami sat down next to him.
Damn it! Of all the seats there are, he had to pick this one! Light inwardly groaned.
The game hadn’t even started yet and he already wanted to leave. The only reason he stayed was for Matt and Mello. Speaking of which, Light could only see the red head in the field. Where was Mello?
“Hey Light,” Mikami began. “I was wondering if you were free this weekend…”
“Sorry Mikami, I already have plans for this weekend.” Light replied. Yeah, like staying the hell away from you!
“Well, how about next weekend?” Mikami asked,
“I—”
“Light!! I forgot my rosary in the c—who the hell are you?!” Mello demanded, looking at Mikami.
“Hi there, I’m Mikami.”
Mello’s eyes widened. “You’re the mother fucker that keeps flirting with my dad! I’ll kill you!”
“Mello, I don’t think you should—” But Light was too late to stop the blonde.
Mello tackled Mikami down and off the bleachers. He punched him in the face and stood up. Mello brought his right leg up.
“Eat dirt, shit face!” Mello brought his foot which happened to be wearing his soccer cleats, down on Mikami’s face. He repeated that until he was sure Mikami couldn’t take anymore. Mikami was dead shortly after. Even after Mello knew this, he brought his foot down on Mikami’s crotch.
Light winced when he saw that. “Ok, Mello, I’m pretty sure he’s dead.”
“Tch. Nobody flirts with my dad except my other dad!” Mello said.
The other team, stared wide eyed at Mello. They forfeited shortly after. Apparently, they didn’t want to die.
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“So, how was the game?” L asked, once he and Near came home. The only reason they weren’t at the game was because Near had a doctor’s appointment.
“We won,” Matt said.
“That’s good,” L said. “Congratulations.”
“We won by default.” Matt corrected.
“Why? What happened?” L asked.
Mello came running down the stairs. Light came walking.
“Light, what happened at the game?” L looked at his partner.
Light looked at Mello. Near stared at the blonde.
“He killed someone.” Near spoke.
“Shut up you little butt munch!” Mello said.
“Who?” L wanted to know.
Light sighed. “Mikami.”
“Oh. You mean that guy that was flirting with you all the time?”
Light nodded.
“Well in that case, good job Mello.” L said.
Light shook his head. “You two…
GO MELLO!!!
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Today was Light’s birthday. L had already gotten him a present. He had bought him a black and silver Roll’s Royce. What? L was filthy rich!
But the kids didn’t know what to get him.
“Maybe we should set up the garden Light’s always wanted,” Matt said, looking out a window to look at the backyard. Dead backyard. Apparently, nothing grew with Mello, Matt and Near around.
“And this time, don’t run over everything with a skateboard, Mello,” Near said.
“Shut up pipsqueak. Anyway, I think it’s a good idea. Let’s get to it.” Mello said.
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It had been three hours since then. The three kids had asked L to take Light away for a few hours. L happily agreed.
Currently, Matt and Mello were outside and Near was inside looking for a certain plant.
“Hurry up Near!” Mello called out, angry for waiting for so long.
“I can’t find it.” Near said.
Mello threw his shovel to the ground and walked towards the house, mumbling something that Matt couldn’t hear but was pretty sure were swear words.
After Mello had gone inside, matt saw someone at the gate. It was Mikami, one of Light’s co-workers.
Matt groaned. The three kids hated that man. They hated him with the passion of a thousand suns.
“Hi. Is Light here?” Mikami asked.
“No.”
“Where did he go?”
Stalker! “Somewhere with L.”
“Today’s Light’s birthday, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Well do you know when he’ll be back?”
Man! You’re so annoying! “I don’t know.”
“Oh. Ok well, I’ll just come back later since I have a present for him.”
Present? “What did you get him?”
“I got him a ring.”
What?! “A ring?”
“Yeah.” Mikami looked at his watch. “Well I’ll just come back later.”
“Wait,” Matt said. “Light told me there was something he wanted me to give you.”
“Really?? What??”
“Close your eyes.”
Mikami did so. Carefully and quietly, Matt picked up Mello’s forgotten shovel and walked towards Mikami.
Mello and Near decided to come outside with a few different plants.
“Hey Matt, can you—” Mello stopped short when he looked up at Matt.
The redhead brought the shovel up.
“You can open your eyes now.”
Mikami did. He saw Matt and didn’t even have time to widen his eyes because Matt swung the shovel and connected it with Mikami’s head. He killed him.
“Whoa.” Mello said. “Always thought I’d be the one to kill that jackass.”
“I thought so too,” Near said.
“Easier than I thought it’d be.” Matt said to himself.
Later that day, L and Light came home. He saw the beautiful garden and loved it.
“Oh yeah, don’t expect to see Mikami anymore,” Mello said.
Light blinked. “Why?”
“Matt killed him with a shovel.”
“…”
“Man! I’m so bored!” Mello said. “Matt! Entertain me! Go jump off the top of the roof or something.”
ReplyDelete“No way! That’ll kill me!” Matt said.
“Fine then.” Mello rolled his eyes. “Near—”
“No.” Near stopped him short.
“Fine!” Mello stood up from the couch. “I’ll go find something exciting to do by myself then!”
Matt and Near watched him leave.
“Five bucks says he kills someone,” Matt said while playing on his DS.
“Oh yeah.” Near agreed, building a tower out of dice.
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It had been two hours since Matt or Near had seen Mello. Matt was getting worried.
“Do you think the police got him?” Matt asked, putting down his DS.
“No. The police know nothing of Mello’s killer tendencies.” Near replied.
“Are you sure? You don’t think he’s killed himself, do you?”
“No.”
“You sure? Maybe something went wrong in a method of killing he was trying.”
“…”
“Wanna go check on him?”
“Just to make sure he didn’t accidentally kill himself.”
The went into Mello’s room and saw the last thing they expected.
There, in the middle of the room was a cage. With a tiger in it. And someone inside the cage that was screaming bloody murder.
“What the hell?” Matt asked.
“You guys bored too?” Mello asked, popping up from behind the cage. “Check this out. I got a really hungry tiger in a cage and I found this bozo on the street. The tiger’s chained back, but what do you think’ll happen when I let him loose?”
“Who’s the bozo in the cage?” Matt looked at the brunette with glasses.
“Dunno. Said his name was Mikami something or another. Anyway, you guys ready??” Mello replied casually, more interested in the killing than who he was actually killing.
The two nodded. Mello pressed a button on a little black box and the cuffs and chains came off the tiger.
“ROAR!!!”
“AAAHHH!!!”
SPLAT!!!!
“Awesome!” Mello said. Matt nodded in agreement.
Near sighed. “I’ll go get the cleaning supplies.”
There was blood everywhere and Near remembered that last time Mello had killed someone indoors, there was blood everywhere and Light fainted when he saw all the blood. Not because he was afraid of blood, but because of the huge mess everywhere. The three got grounded for nearly killing Light that day.
Poor, poor Light.
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ReplyDelete“Please tell me you’re not going to do something.”
ReplyDelete“Sorry dad, but you know Mello’s a bad influence.”
Light sighed. “Fine. Just be sure to not let L trace any sort of hacking back to you.”
“Uh-huh.”
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“Ok, so why did you want us to hotwire dad’s car in the middle of the night and take you to this address?” Mello asked, angry that he had been kept out of the loop.
“Relax. Light knows about this.” Near replied. “Sort of.” He climbed out of the car and turned to look at Matt and Mello. “Keep the car running, I’ll be back in a bit.”
“Wait, are you going to break into this house?” Matt asked. Near nodded. “But how? Do you even know what to do?”
“Yes. I’ve seen you two do it enough times. Be back later.” And Near broke into the house shortly after. He decided to do something about the fire alarm…
He snuck up to Mikami’s bedroom and pulled out a domino. He flipped the top part to reveal a lighter. Mello had always said that there was something about his toys that he didn’t like. Near figured it had something to do with the fact that not all of his toys were…toys. Near looked around the room and shuddered when he saw all the pictures of his dad adorning Mikami’s walls.
“Good riddance.” Near flicked the lighter on and brought it to the edge of the bed. Once enough fire had caught on, Near ran out of the room and out of the house.
“Move!” Near said.
Matt and Mello were still shocked Near even know how to break into a house. They were even more shocked to see the albino carry a lighter disguised as a domino. What shocked them even more was how the house suddenly burst into flames and screams of pain were heard.
“What did you do??” Matt and Mello asked.
“Just got rid of an annoyance.”
Mello and Matt looked at each other. Maybe they were bad influences…
“Ok, it’s been a month and nothing from Mikami.” Light said to Near. “What did you do?”
“I lit his bed on fire while he slept in it.” Near replied.
Light blinked. Ok time to tell L to save up more money so we can bail Near out of jail along with Matt and Mello when they’re older…
WAT A CARING DAD LIGHT IS!!
WAA~~
AHAHAHA
GO NEARRR!!
“So are we really going to apologize?” Matt asked.
ReplyDelete“Hell no! This fucker has pissed me off one too many times!” Mello said.
“…He’s only pissed you off once though,” Matt said.
“And that’s one too many times!” Mello took a detour to the garden on the side of the house and came back with a hammer.
“Are we going to kill him?” Matt asked, eyeing the hammer.
“Probably.” Near said.
So the three walked over to Mikami’s mansion, knocked on the door and waited. Mello hid the hammer behind his back.
Mikami opened the door. “What do you three want?”
“Well, we came here to apologize,” Mello began.
“For the trouble we caused you,” Near continued.
“Yesterday.” Matt finished. Yes, everything had happened yesterday, that’s why Light was so pissed.
Mikami stared at them. “Fine.”
“But,” Mello began, before Mikami had a chance to close the door, “we also came here for another reason.”
“And what would that be?”
“This! Die!” Mello pulled out the hammer and started to beat the hell out of Mikami with it. Matt and Neat just watched. The two closed the door so Mikami’s screams of pain wouldn’t draw attention.
Once Mikami was dead, Mello put his hammer back in its hiding place.
“Hey guys, help me out with something,” the blonde said.
Matt and Near looked at each other. “Here we go again…”
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People were giving them strange looks at the post office.
“What’s in there?” a man behind the counter asked.
“A present.” Near stated.
“For what?”
“Christmas.” Matt answered, saying the first thing that popped into his head.
“…It’s the middle of July.”
“So? Haven’t you ever heard of an early Christmas present?” Mello shot. “Can you ship it off somewhere or not?!”
“Y-yes. I think. Where would you like this sent to?”
“Anywhere. See ya!” And Mello dragged near and Matt away fro there, leaving a huge package with Mikami’s dead body in the post office. Luckily, no one had opened it…yet…
Also, thank goodness they didn't leave a return address on it.
------------------
Light came back and saw the three teenagers sleeping. “Did they go apologize?”
L nodded. “They assured me they wouldn’t get in trouble with him again.”
“That’s good. I’ll be out in the garden.” Light went outside.
He saw a hammer sticking out of the ground behind one of his plants. It was covered in blood.
“Mello!! Matt!! Near!!” He shouted. He was pissed again. Oh boy.
L pulled out a lollipop. “Yes, I should definitely let him be seme one of these days…”
YAYYY!!
Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"
ReplyDeleteL: "Yes, that would be dark."
AHAHAHAHA
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SO YEAH...XD
WOW U SERIOUS?!!! FRIGGIN 48 COMMENTSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteoh BTW,
ReplyDeleteyour anti-spam thing is freaking ANNOYING!!
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July 6, 2009 6:26 AM
CHRISSix. said...
About Me
My Photo
STOP STALKIN ME AND POSTIN RANDOM STUFFF WIF INFO ON MEE!!
ReplyDeleteDONT U NOE TAT IS CYBER BULLYIN!!!
AHAHAHA
CACKLES**
ReplyDeleteJuly 6, 2009 6:26 AM
CHRISSix. said...
OMG 50 comments.. o_0
vanessa i hate you!!
I;m only up to 41!!
another 9 more...
July 6, 2009 6:28 AM
CHRISSix. said...
EKK.
July 6, 2009 6:28 AM
CHRISSix. said...
ELEANOR >> come to the DARK side!!
in the DARK blog!!
help me.. SPAM.
ahahaha
im stalkin the commetns u spamm on mi thing now
ahahhhahaha
Who am I?
ReplyDeleteI am continuously being killed by L, Mello, Near, Light and Matt.
I love to stalk Light!!
eeekkkk mikami hasssssssssss risen frromm the deaddddd!!!!111
AGGGHHHH!!!!!
CHRISS= RETARDED PERSON FROM A MENTAL HOSPITAL IN OUTER SPACE!!!!
ReplyDeleteAGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!1
UWAAAAAAAAAA!!
RUN AWWWAAAYY!!!
am continuously being killed by L, Mello, Near, Light and Matt.
ReplyDeleteI love to stalk Light!!
July 6, 2009 6:31 AM
CHRISSix. said...
hehehee..
i DON"T KNOW!!
who ARE you??
oh yeah, i defo agree, vanessa chow just escaped from the mental hospital
ReplyDelete✖vanessa✖ says:
=="
ignore her
she is from the alsyum
so shes gay n has no idea wat shes talkin about
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
youre from the rehab.
✖vanessa✖ says:
UR SUM RETARDED PERSON FROM A MENTAL HOSPITAL IN OUTER SPACE!!!!
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
...
NOW IM STALKIN OUR MSN CONVO...
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new girl at schl
ReplyDelete>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
in YOUR BLOG!!!
✖vanessa✖ says:
yea
i thot so
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
....
lol
✖vanessa✖ says:
but i was spammin u so i didnt check
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
lol
✖vanessa✖ says:
lols
ahahahahas
LOL!!!!!!!
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
cackle.
✖vanessa✖ says:
ahahahah
ahahahhaa
ReplyDelete>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
✖vanessa✖ says:
AHAHAHAHAH
!!!!!!!!!
panda !!!!!!!
ahahahahha
panda
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
lol
that was from me?? HAHAHA
i have random stuff
✖vanessa✖ says:
lols
did u get tat emotioncon
cus of the panda cookie L vid
!!
panda !!
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
lol nahh
✖vanessa✖ says:
lol
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
it was ages ago
✖vanessa✖ says:
ill lauff if u did
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
lol
✖vanessa✖ says:
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
BAD panda with
✖vanessa✖ says:
BAD BAD PANDA WIF HAPPY L !!!!!
>> cHR!SSix™ ・ says:
thats why its a BAAADDD panda COokie
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oh ho ho,
ReplyDelete3 more comments, and ill beat you!!!
DIE!!!
July 6, 2009 6:33 AM
CHRISSix. said...
why are thinking the same?? weird.
ekk, im calling myself weird.
WEIRD.
July 6, 2009 6:34 AM
CHRISSix. said...
Because we’re all insane.
Near looked at Light. “What?”
“I said we have to go back to therapy.”
“After that.”
Light raised a brow. “I didn’t say anything after that.”
Near blinked.
Yep. Everyone’s batshit insane h
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July 6, 2009 6:36 AM
CHRISSix. said...
dalala dala la~
^ lol, attempt to sing the Mario themesong..
EPIC FAIL...
July 6, 2009 6:36 AM
CHRISSix. said...
oh me gawd,
close that freaking anti-virus thing!!
lol, pissing me off now....
July 6, 2009 6:37 AM
CHRISSix. said...
WOOT~
55 comments including this one.
proud of me?? you'ld better be.
LOL, this shall entertain you whenever you're bored.
July 6, 2009 6:38 AM
CHRISSix. said...
It'ld prob take you like... 30 mins to read all this Junk... cackles**
July 6, 2009 6:38 AM
CHRISSix. said...
LOL, me new plan to our L cosplay!!
not really.. can't really think of one..
July 6, 2009 6:39 AM
CHRISSix. said...
freaking Els. he's not as tall as L...
July 6, 2009 6:39
You don’t like a lot of people.” Light said.
ReplyDelete“I still don’t like him.”
Light shook his head and sat down on the couch, leaving the folder beside him, untouched. “Why?”
“I just don’t.”
“Well he is kind of creepy and gives off a stalker vibe but he’s alright.”
“He looks like he likes you.” L stated.
“…He does.”
“All the more reason not to like him.”
“Well it’s not like it matters. He won’t just suddenly fall into some sort of portal, end up in another world and get killed. And with your possessiveness, he won’t and can’t come near me.”
“I can’t help but be possessive. You are mine after all.”
Light rolled his eyes. “Whatever, L.”
CRASH!!!
“My game!!” Matt yelled. “I’ll kill you!”
“Come and get me!” Mello yelled back.
“I’m having no part in this.” Near said.
Light and L looked at each other.
“Should we go stop them before we end up with another broken door?” Light asked, hearing Matt pound on Mello’s locked door.
“Oh yeah.”
So they went upstairs to break up the fight.
Meanwhile with Mikami —
“Ah Light… so hot…” Mikami sighed as he got out of his car and walked up to his front door. He opened it and had he been thinking of anything besides Light, he would’ve seen that he walked into a sparkly blue circle. In other words, a portal.
It wasn’t until he felt himself falling that he found out what was happening.
“OH SHIT!!!”
He landed in a high tree. But since he’s unlucky, gravity decided to introduce his ass to the floor.
“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OUCH!!” Mikami yelled as he fell, then landed.
He heard voices and the sound of metal hitting metal. Then it stopped.
“Who’s there?” someone demanded.
Mikami stayed quiet. And again, luck was on his side, for some bug had come to bite him. He screamed.
Some metal looking sword thing came out of no where and stabbed him in the gut. He screamed again.
Then the tree he was leaning against gave away…towards him.
“AAHHHH!!!!” Mikami yelled out right before the massive tree fell on him, killing him.
Two people landed on top of the tree.
“Way to go dumbass. You just knocked down a tree.” Sasuke Uchiha said.
“Hey! It’s not my fault! I heard something!” Naruto Uzumaki said.
“I know. That’s why I threw a kunai over here.”
“Well it was the first thing I did!” Naruto shot. “Hey, this tree feels weird. Is something under it?”
Sasuke shrugged. “Help me lift this.”
They lifted up the tree. Naruto screamed and left go of his side.
“Idiot! Don’t let it go!!” Sasuke said too late.
“Look at this.”
Sasuke dropped the tree away from him and looked at what Naruto was seeing.
“We killed someone.” Sasuke stated simply.
“He’s ugly. And creepy.” Naruto said. He shuddered.
“Yeah…”
“Let’s put the tree back.”
Sasuke looked at him. “Ok, just don’t drop the tree this time.”
“Yeah yeah.”
Naruto “accidentally” dropped the tree again. Sasuke hit him over the head.
“Do we tell Tsunade?” Naruto asked.
“Hell no.” Sasuke replied. “She’ll literally kick our asses. Or worse, make us move that thing.”
“Ok. So can we go get some ramen?”
“Only if you keep it under one hundred dollars.”
“Fine.” And the two went to eat some ramen while Mikami’s dead body was left to rot in the forest.
Meanwhile, Light and L chased a screaming Mello and a pissed off Matt around the house while Near watched, all oblivious to the fact that Mikami was dead and Light had guessed his fate
AHAHAHHA
WATEVA THIS STORY IS ABOUT
YESS
MONKEY AND COOKEE IS BACK!!!><
AHAHAHA NARUTOXD
ReplyDeleteYes. Here are your cookies. That’ll be seventy-five dollars.”
ReplyDeleteL stared at him. “Why so much?”
Mikami shrugged. “I don’t come up with the price, I just sell them.”
“I have fifty dollars.”
“Then you can only get two boxes.”
“I want three.”
“You don’t have enough for three.”
“I still want the other box.”
“I can only give you two.”
Kill him and take all three boxes.
“I want all three boxes.”
“I’m sorry. You can only have two of them.”
Kill him and take all three damn boxes!
“Damn it! Give me the cookies!” L grabbed Mikami by the front collar of his shirt. He glared at the man with the glasses.
Kill him and take the cookies!
L let Mikami go. “Do you mind stepping right here?”
Mikami stepped slightly past the threshold. L dropped his money.
“I have a bad back. Can you pick that up for me?”
AHAHAAHAHA
I LOVVEE THIS ONNEE
Kill him and take all three damn boxes!!!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHHAHA
YESS SUREE!1
KILL HIM AND TAKE 2 DAMN PACKETS OF CHIPS
LOLS!!!
AHAHAH
ReplyDeletePLAN TO KINAP ELS..
AHAHAHA
Kill him and take all three damn boxes!
ReplyDelete“Damn it! Give me the cookies!” L grabbed Mikami by the front collar of his shirt. He glared at the man with the glasses.
Kill him and take the cookies!
L let Mikami go. “Do you mind stepping right here?”
Mikami stepped slightly past the threshold. L dropped his money.
“I have a bad back. Can you pick that up for me?”
Mikami looked at his hunched back and believed him. He bent down and…
SLAM!!
L slammed the door shut on Mikami’s head.
SLAM!
SLAM!
AHAHAHAHA
DING PICK THAT UP FOR MEE!1
I THINK I DROPPED MI PENCILXD
STUPID MIKAMIXD
ReplyDeleteOOT~
ReplyDelete55 comments including this one.
proud of me?? you'ld better be.
LOL, this shall entertain you whenever you're bored.
July 6, 2009 6:38 AM
CHRISSix. said...
It'ld prob take you like... 30 mins to read all this Junk... cackles**
July 6, 2009 6:38 AM
CHRISSix. said...
LOL, me new plan to our L cosplay!!
not really.. can't really think of one..
July 6, 2009 6:39 AM
CHRISSix. said...
freaking Els. he's not as tall as L...
July 6, 2009 6:39 AM
CHRISSix. said...
hoping that there would be a good cosplay of L in SMASH... L craze starts all over again~
ahahahaa
July 6, 2009 6:40 AM
CHRISSix. said...
I'll be like... stalking that dude cosplaying L.
hahaa....
July 6, 2009 6:40 AM
CHRISSix. said...
OOOHHH~
did I beat you?
did I beat you??
61 comments including this one!! YESS!!
July 6, 2009 6:41 AM
CHRISSix. said...
now just let me go check...
oh yeah~
July 6, 2009 6:41 AM
CHRISSix. said...
WHAT o_0
71 comments??
hey!! wait up!!
July 6, 2009 6:42 AM
CHRISSix. said...
Let's get wet~
Let's get wet~
July 6, 2009 6:43 AM
CHRISSix. said...
lol.. its getting late..
maybe i should go sleep now... since I only slept for like.. 6 hours yesterday.
DAMN U CHRISS
ReplyDeleteU SPAMMED SO MUCH ALREADY!!!
AHAHAHAH 79
ReplyDeleteSTILL AHEAD OF YOU XP
Mikami stayed behind and watched.
ReplyDelete“Now Matt!” Mello lit one side of the ball in his hand on fire and threw it before it could burn him. Matt swung hard.
The ball went straight for Mikami.
“Holy sh—” Mikami never finished for his shirt caught on fire.
Mello threw more fire balls and Matt hit them all with good aim.
Light and L watched as Mikami caught on fire.
“AAAHHH!!!” Mikami yelled.
The park they were at had a cliff to it. But before Mikami would come close to it, Mello decided to have his own shot at Mikami. Unfortunately, since he doesn’t have as good an aim as Matt with a ball, Mello decided to throw the metal bat itself at Mikami, getting him in the head. Mikami had been pushed to the edge of the cliff but stopped himself before he went any further. Near threw a chocolate bar he had stolen from Mello at Mikami and got him in the chest. To finish things off since Mikami still hadn’t fallen, L threw all the forks he messed up at Mikami and one landed in his eye while the others stabbed his face. Mikami was screaming in pain this whole time and after L threw the forks, he fell over the edge of the cliff.
“Yes!” Matt and Mello high fived each other.
“Not again,” Light said, referring to them killing someone.
“Is his body still burning?” L asked.
“Well if the fire didn’t kill him, the fall did.” Mello said. Matt nodded.
Near picked up his other toy robot and stood up, his fake tears gone. He went to the edge of the cliff, removed the head of his robot and pressed a button on the back of the toy. White foam came out where it’s head should be.
“A lighter an a fire extinguisher? Awesome!” Matt said. Mello had to agree.
Light and L looked at each other. Near came back to them once he was done.
“Have to admit, that’s pretty cool.” Light said. L nodded.
“Should we leave before someone notices his body?” L asked.
“Oh yeah.”
So they gathered their stuff and climbed into the car, Light driving and L in the passenger’s seat.
“Near, where did you get those toys?” Light asked.
“Same place where I get most of my toys.”
“And that would be?”
“Black market.”
The car ride was silent until Mello said,
ReplyDelete“Hey! how come you’re allowed to go to the black market but I’m not?! That’s not fair!”
Near smirked. “Well, life isn’t fair. And who said I was allowed to go there?”
At this point, Light and L had one of two things to do. Or they could keep their sanity and go insane or they could throw sanity out the window now and get it over with.
They chose the latter.
Meanwhile, with Mikami——————
“Hello???” Mikami called out in pain. “Is anybody there?? I’m not dead…!” Amazingly, he was still alive even though his body was burnt, he was coated in white foam, had melted chocolate on him, his head hurt like hell and his eye was stabbed since his glasses had melted and his face was being stabbed with he didn’t know what in other places.
Nobody replied.
“Hello???”
Some guy looked over the edge of the cliff.
“Can you help me?” Mikami asked weakly.
The guy pulled out a gun and shot Mikami in the head, killing him for good.
“God! So annoying…” and the dude left.
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ReplyDeleteAt first, Matsuda thought working with Mikami wouldn’t be so bad. Yeah, he was against it from the beginning but he thought that maybe he was wrong.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn’t.
He was seriously wanting to shoot Mikami.
In the beginning, it wasn’t so bad. Mikami was just really annoying. He was always beating Matsuda in everything, like getting to crime scenes faster even though they were supposed to be a team.
But then things got worse. Mikami purposely made Matsuda look bad. He would put the reports Matsuda had typed up in the wrong places and blame Matsuda which annoyed L and got Matsuda in trouble. He would spill stuff everywhere, making Light angry and Matsuda had to clean everything up since the blame was on him, again.
Matsuda hoped that today wouldn’t be so bad.
“Has anyone seen a manila folder with the name Toru Nakamura written on it?” Light asked L and Matsuda in his office that morning.
“Maybe you left it at home,” L said, eating some marshmallows.
“No, I didn’t take it home.”
“Is this what you’re looking for?” Mikami asked, entering the room with a manila folder in his hands, the name Toru Nakamura in big font on the front.
Light walked over to him and took the folder. “Yes! Thank you! Where did you find it?”
“It was in the trash in Matsuda’s office.” Mikami stated.
Until that moment, Matsuda had been dozing off. He hadn’t had any sleep for a couple days now and the lack of sleep was catching up with him. He wasn’t an insomniac like L.
“Yeah… trash… office… wait, WHAT?! I didn’t throw anything away! I don’t go near Light’s work!” Matsuda defended, jumping off the couch to glare at Mikami.
“Then why was this in your trash?” Mikami asked, smirking. Only Matsuda noticed the smirk. It was like in those movies where there’s an evil doll and only the person or people it’s trying to get rid of, see its evil moments. But to Matsuda, Mikami looked uglier than the creepy dolls, even Chucky.
Mikami knew this was a fight Matsuda couldn’t win. It was his word against the more clumsy officer. Mikami had set things up and he knew the brunette knew. But of course, they would believe him.
“It wasn’t!” Matsuda tried.
“Enough you two!” Light ordered, seeing L wasn’t going to stop them. Honestly, L found them entertaining since their job was often very boring and nothing interesting ever happened.
And not to mention, Light was scary when angry. And hot.
“Mikami, thank you for finding the folder. Matsuda, I’m disappointed in you. This would be called sabotage, you know I’m meeting with a lawyer who’s taking on this case and happens to need this information, and this could get you fired. However, L is your boss so that’s under his jurisdiction. But, we’re too busy to do that right now, so you’re off the hook.”
Mikami cursed silently while Matsuda sighed with relief.
“L, I need you to come with me,” Light said.
“Where are we going?”
“To the fifth floor. That’s where the lawyer is.”
“But we’re on the thirtieth floor and the elevator is busted.” L pointed out.
“It’s good exercise,” Light argued.
“That’s not fair.”
“Oh well.”
“Besides, I don’t need exercise.”
“I don’t care. Start walking or I’m pushing you down those stairs.”
L left the room with the bag of marshmallows in his hands and practically flew down the stairs. L knew from past experience that Light was serious.
After Light left too, only Mikami and Matsuda were left.
“I hate you.” Matsuda glared at the geeky-looking brunette.
“Well what a coincidence, I hate you too.” Mikami said.
“So then you’re doing all this on purpose?!”
“Duh.”
“You’re gonna get me fired!”
That’s the point.”
ReplyDelete“Why would you do that?!”
“Because I don’t like you. And if you’re not there to screw things up, Light can pay more attention to me.”
“He’s dating L! He’s not gonna pay attention to you! He doesn’t like you!”
“Not yet he doesn’t.”
“Not ever!”
“Whatever. I’m still getting you fired.”
Matsuda narrowed his eyes. Normally, he was a happy-go-lucky guy, but this guy was just asking for a major ass kicking. He knew that Mikami would have no problem making his life a living Hell.
Unless he wasn’t alive.
Matsuda took out his gun and Mikami got scared.
The geek quickly replaced his fear with a smug smirk.
“You don’t have the guts.” Mikami challenged.
“Wanna bet?” He stepped closer and closer to Mikami who kept stepping back.
“You’ll get fired!” Mikami shot.
“Not if they think it was an accident.” Matsuda smirked. “See you in Hell.”
He shot Mikami.
The bullet went into Mikami’s stomach and the force of the impact was strong enough that he went flying back, crashing out the window that was a couple feet behind him and falling from the thirtieth floor. Since he was still alive, he reached around while screaming.
“AHHHHHH!!!!”
He typically happened to grab onto a hornet’s nest that was just jutting out there for some reason.
“OH SHIT!!!” he yelled as he was attacked by hornets on his way down.
————————
Light and L saw something fall outside the window of the fifth floor.
“The hell was that?” L asked.
Light shrugged. “Dunno.” He looked back down at the papers in his hands, bored with the situation.
L thought for a bit. “Man, what the hell are pigeons eating these days??”
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“AHHHHH!!!” And that was the last thing Mikami said right before he landed in a wood chipper. His blood and guts flew around everywhere. Meat also flew, covering windows and doors with their yucky Mikaminess. Luckily for Matsuda, not a single person was outside there to watch Mikami’s death.
Matsuda stood by the window that had blood around it thanks to the fact that Mikami blood had splattered when he got shot. He had seen everything. “Muahahahahaha!” He cleared his throat. “I mean…aw, poor asshole. He killed himself.”
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“Where’s Mikami?” Light asked when he and L went back to the thirtieth floor.
“He jumped out the window and landed in a wood chipper.” Matsuda stated simply.
“So that’s what we saw falling down the building,” Light said.
“Well I wasn’t too far off. I thought it was pigeon shit.” L deadpanned.
He shot Mikami.
ReplyDeleteThe bullet went into Mikami’s stomach and the force of the impact was strong enough that he went flying back, crashing out the window that was a couple feet behind him and falling from the thirtieth floor. Since he was still alive, he reached around while screaming.
“AHHHHHH!!!!”
He typically happened to grab onto a hornet’s nest that was just jutting out there for some reason.
“OH SHIT!!!” he yelled as he was attacked by hornets on his way down.
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Light and L saw something fall outside the window of the fifth floor.
“The hell was that?” L asked.
Light shrugged. “Dunno.” He looked back down at the papers in his hands, bored with the situation.
L thought for a bit. “Man, what the hell are pigeons eating these days??”
AHAHAHAHHA LOLZ
So you wanna impress Light, huh? Well let’s see how impressed he’ll be after I’m through with you!” Misa pulled out a nail file. She was so pissed she forgot to talk in third person, Light noticed. She rushed towards Mikami and stabbed him in the eye. Then the other eye.
ReplyDeleteMikami screamed in pain.
“Die!!” Misa yelled.
Go Misa, Light inwardly cheered. Hey, he wanted Mikami gone too.
Misa stabbed Mikami everywhere.
“AAHH!!!” Mikami yelled.
STAB!
STAB!
STAB!
Mikami was dead. How, Light wasn’t sure but guessed it was due to blood loss.
Misa cleaned off her nail file with Mikami’s shirt and put the nail file away. She turned to look at Light with a smile on her face.
“Yay! The weird guy is gone now! Is Misa’s Light happy?”
“Sure…” Light said. “How about that tea?”
AHAHAH
SAD MUCH?
HE GOT KILLD BY A NAIL FILER XD
“You would do better to respect your elders. I am Soichiro Yagami, chief commander of the NPA. You, Mikami Teru, are under arrest for stalking my son.” Soichiro flashed him a badge to show that he wasn’t lying.
ReplyDeleteMikami’s jaw dropped. “What?! Why are you getting me when L was stalking him too?!”
“My son is happy with him. I don’t care if his…boyfriend… is creepy looking, a pervert and was my son’s stalker, if Light’s happy with him, I won’t stand in the way of that.” Soichiro said. Although it was true, part of the reason he can’t take L to jail was because Soichiro had no proof. Light and L had gotten rid of all the cameras and wiretaps in Light’s room before Soichiro could find them.
“You have no proof.” Mikami told him.
“Yes I do. Other than the fact that you just admitted it, I can see you outside my house staring in through the windows you creepy stalker! Don’t think I can’t see you watching my son shower!!”
Mikami gulped. “You’ll never get me alive!!” And he ran away from there.
LOLSSS
ReplyDelete“So which one of you is jumping first?” Mikami asked, opening the door they would jump out of.
ReplyDeleteMatt and Near looked at Mello who smirked.
“You are!” He ran up and pushed Mikami out the jet.
“AAAHHHHH!!!!” Mikami yelled in the air.
He pulled the ripcord on his parachute pack thing and expected to be fine.
What he didn’t expect was that instead of a parachute, he got a pig.
Oink Oink
“Bye.” Near said.
“Later!” Matt yelled.
“See you in Hell!!” Mello waved down.
NIC KIDS ARENT THEY??
lol.. its getting late..
ReplyDeletemaybe i should go sleep now... since I only slept for like.. 6 hours yesterday.
July 6, 2009 6:44 AM
CHRISSix. said...
HOW the heck did you mmake 71 comments??
nooooo....
July 6, 2009 6:44 AM
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July 6, 2009 6:45 AM
CHRISSix. said...
sugoi~!!
July 6, 2009 6:45 AM
CHRISSix. said...
hehee...
from..
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July 6, 2009 6:45 AM
CHRISSix. said...
sha la la~
let's get wet
lol
July 6, 2009 6:46 AM
CHRISSix. said...
OMG, do you know...
Danson's going to act in KO3anguo??
July 6, 2009 6:46 AM
CHRISSix. said...
as Sima Yi!!
YIPEE YAY~
im still wwaiting for him to appear...
July 6, 2009 6:46 AM
CHRISSix. said...
lol, Sima Yi is this genius thats like evil.. ahahaa....
I like evil stuff/people XP
July 6, 2009 6:47 AM
CHRISSix. said...
omg, this is so embarassing...
my old friend from hk came on..
July 6, 2009 6:48 AM
CHRISSix. said...
lol, when i firsrt came to Aus, they sent me presents on my bday, xmas, and all thos crap..
July 6, 2009 6:48 AM
CHRISSix. said...
and I never sent any back!!
aghh..
do you think they would hate me?? wahh.. T.T
July 6, 2009 6:49 AM
CHRISSix. said...
SNAP!! 76 comments~
ahaha..
should i go back to my blog and check how much crap you wrote??
July 6, 2009 6:49 AM
CHRISSix. said...
LOL, my fingers are like kinda warm now..
,aybe i should spam your whole blog before playing the piano in winter...
my fingers can finally MOVE ><"
July 6, 2009 6:50 AM
CHRISSix. said...
I HATE ＹＯＵ!!
why 88 comments??
no... you aiming for 100 or sth??
SHOOT.
July 6, 2009 6:51 AM
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kawaii itachi expressions
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>/.\< happy
=/_\= annoyed, anime twitch
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O/o\O shocks!!
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O/_\O* angry
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@/_\@ dizzy
X/_\X dead
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ReplyDelete^/o\^ happy
>/.\< happy
=/_\= annoyed, anime twitch
-/_\- stoic--its alwaes lyk this actuali
+/_\+ evil glint
O/o\O shocks!!
>/o\< NOOO!!
^/_\^ happy
O/.\O OMG
O/_\O* angry
^/_\^* sweatdrop
@/_\@ dizzy
X/_\X dead
n/.\n happy
kawaii itachi expressions
ReplyDelete^/o\^ happy
>/.\< happy
=/_\= annoyed, anime twitch
-/_\- stoic--its alwaes lyk this actuali
+/_\+ evil glint
O/o\O shocks!!
>/o\< NOOO!!
^/_\^ happy
O/.\O OMG
O/_\O* angry
^/_\^* sweatdrop
@/_\@ dizzy
X/_\X dead
n/.\n happy
AHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteKAWAII ITACHI NEE?!!!!!!!!
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O YEA IM NT GOIN 4 100 SO DUNT WORYY...
ReplyDeleteBUT IF WE KEEP CONTINUING IT WILL REACH 100...
OMG 97!!
ReplyDeleteWELL LYK 99 NOW...
ReplyDeleteNO THIIS IS 99...
ReplyDeleteMIGHT AS WELL GET 100
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